Friday, October 28, 2011

SUN, SURF, and BLOOD!?

  Hello it's me Cardinal - WRATH and god damn I need a vacation, I just need to go some where to get away from all the craziness that's going on. Oh man I've been thinking of going to this topical island called Banoi which is just off the coast of Papua New Guinea. Banoi is a lush tropical beauty that offers many natural wonders: from verdant rain forest to mountain highlands to virginal white sand beaches. Ah paradise, which is why I'm not going . . . . yeah a trip like that I need to pay way out the fucking ass so the best I can do is just play Dead Island. It's kinda the same except instead of chilling on the beach your killing zombies, eh the both is just as relaxing. Ah dead island like I said it's a tropical paradise the scenery and by scenery I mean graphics are out fucking standing I mean my god just beautiful.

     Except for one thing, the game . . . is a complete copy of Fall Out to be specific I think 3 or new Vegas, I really don't know what else to say about it I mean really every thing is Fall Out. So here goes my review on Dead Island, ok so I'm not going to go all out and just keep saying it's Fall Out, it's Fall Out, no, you have got to play it to know what I'm talking about. Anyway off the that topic um besides the whole copycat routine it's still really good,  just like all the ads and trailers say you're on an island that's over run by zombies and not just the average tourist I mean real zombies. In the game you play as one of four characters which really influence the way you play the game, now because how important it is to choose I've made a small list of characters, traits, and all info you will need and find in the instruction manual:

Name, Class, Specialty (weapon use)
Description

Sam B, Tank, Blunt weapons

   Sam B is a one-hit-wonder rap star that's slowing fading so now he's performing at the Royal Palms Resort. When it comes down to game play pick up whatever big, heavy thing you can and just play a good old game of whack-a-zombie, but what i really like B is that he's really durable, he can take a hit and clear out a whole room of zombies like he can clear out the Apollo. And when he get into his Fury he delivers nothing but one-hit KOs.

Xian Mei, Assassin, Sharp Weapons

  Xian Mei used to work in the Royal Palms Resort before the whole zombie infestation, but what she really was is an under cover cop for the Hong Kong Police. She was actually the first character I played as mainly because I like using blades and well she's really fast. When she goes into rage mode she busts out this blade and just slashes mother fuckers with crazy strength.

Logan Carter, Jack of all trades, Throwing weapons

   Logan is a former NFL star he was spoiled as hell until his ego got so big that he just said what the hell I'ma go and have a drag race. Besides killing someone he also suffered a serious knee injury putting an end to his football career so now he's in deep depression and haunted by a  few demons. So he runs to Banoi to just IDK drink himself to death or something. So pretty sad, oh well, but you should see him when he in his rage mode he obviously throws weapons but, what he throws are exploding knives that blow every zombie around the target the fuck up. yea god damn.

Purna, support, firearms
  Last but not least the lovely Purna who was once an officer of the Sydney Police Department after losing her job because of a "justifiable homicide on the line of duty." . . . Ok that's bullshit she shot a freaking child molester with some money and connections and well basically he couldn't been touched, but Purna pretty much said to hell with that and shot him. So now she working as a bodyguard for VIPs in dangerous place around the world. The thing is people hire Purna for more than just her skills, usually by rich guys look for a piece of arm candy to make them look bad ass. Now she has a mad hatred to people with money who think they above the law and to finally ice the pedobear that made her lose her job. And her rage mode will be perfect for that, when she goes into rage mode she use a revolver with unlimited ammo for a short time.

  Well that's all of them an I suggest choosing wisely because it can really determine allot except for in game dialog. Now let's see those  beautiful graphics, oh man well the most I can say is that if there is a chance in the game where you can just chill and look out on to the beach or where ever you are take it. That is, if your not being attacked by zombies which kinda is all of the time but if you can clear them out quickly you can just chill for a while and look around. Now this is a huge game, really huge, well I don't think it's as big as probably "Shadow of Colossus" but more like . . . . I'm not going to say it it's just big. The whole island is composed of a few areas the Resort, Moresby , Sewers, Jungle, Laboratory, and Prison. Each one is just as infested with the undead as the next and there's also a few human hunters that are just after your stuff and to survive by any means and yes you will have to kill them.
   Now I keep saying zombie this and zombie that but I haven't really give any clear detail on what the enemy is well here's the enemy roll call like in "Resident Evil" there are many different kinds of zombies to deal with. There's commons, specials, and sometimes what I would kinda consider as a bosses.

COMMONS

Walkers - Yea these thing are your basic generic zombies that shuffle slowly that are just walking around the island looking for someone to eat. And just like in movies like "Night Of The Living Dead" and again "Resident Evil" (all of them) and the recent match up they did on "Deadliest Warriors" the Walkers are dangerous when in groups. But what pisses me off about these guys is that sometime you don't here them coming I mean they'll groan and moan but in dark places you'll barley hear or see them which just makes them even more dangerous.

Infected - The infecteds are faster than the walkers and will not hesitate to charge you at first glance. The good thing about these guys are they make allot of noise when they're about to attack and take less damage to kill them than the walkers. However they are extremely dangerous and you should be careful to fight them when in close range and because of their speed and agility you can easily lose track of one. But I have a trick that I like to do when one is charging towards me, whenever one is running to you time your kick at the right moment to make them stop in their tracks and at that moment you go ape shit and just beat them back to death.

SPECIALS

Thugs - Thugs are the first kind of special zombie you will encounter in the game, these thing are hulking dudes that will make you fly and fall on your ass with one punch. They deal massive damage and are sometimes backed by some walkers. But there are some advantages and open spots where you can dish out your own attacks. One thing is that they are extremely slow I mean like they freakin crawl so you can easily out run them, another good thing is that their attack is basically one ,two swipes with their fists which you can easily dodge and come back around with a counter attack. Just time your attacks right and use your rage mode and you won't die.

Suiciders - Oh man now some reason I feel sorry this one, the suiciders are people trapped in a disfigure, pulsing body. What sad is that they still retain some awareness and know what's going on and what's friend or foe and just want help but it's that zombie instinct that forces them to get close to uninfected people and self-destruct in their faces. These guy are pretty much self-explanatory just don't get close and you will live just throw something or shoot and they will go down and really I bet they are blessing you for killing them it's just so fucked up.

Rams - Rams, well that just it they ram into you they're huge, have extremely tough exterior and won't give up without a fight. They go after anyone they see that's alive without question, hesitation, or mercy and their only real weakness it this small patch of exposed flesh on their backs. For this guy timing is everything just time it right, dodge and hit 'em in the back.

Floaters - Floaters are zombies that have been under water so long they soaked up more than just sun. They're mostly in sewers and around pounds an lakes in the jungle, their bodes are giant bloats so physical attacks arrant gonna do much you really gotta think when dealing with this kinda fugler. But be careful their bodies release a slime the burns and blinds you but it can also harm other enemies around him so use that to an advantage.

Butchers - Oh god i hate these fucking things they're basically like the infected but over 9000 (Sorry D.A.R but i had to do it.) These things are the meanest zombies you will encounter they basically slice, tear, and rip you apart with what's left of their limbs. Seriously their arms are nothing but sharpened bones, combined with their leaping attacks and time 2 speed these thing are tough to beat with melee attacks and throwing weapons aren't gonna cut it, what you need to do is pump what's left of his guts full of lead.

   All named and accounted for so now you now what your up against but you aren't gonna be able to take them out with just a few kicks and punches, no what your gonna need are weapons and luckily for you Dead Island doesn't disappoint. Dead island also makes good use of Dead Raising's weapon mechanics which basically is you can use anything you find as a weapon from sticks, paddles, knives, bats, pipes and etc. What's great about this is you can upgrade each weapon the deal more damage or you can modify weapons with mods you find the island or earn from completing quests, also if you explore the island thoroughly  you will find blueprints to make special weapons like electrical weapons or bombs. But you have to have the materials to make them so CHECK EVERYWHERE  I can't emphasize this enough I mean if like you are about to die and there's somewhere you can go to heal but there's a suitcase with an item in it in the opposite direction go for the bag, whatever is in the bag will come in handy later trust me.
  
Another thing I should add is that weapons will undergo wear and tear after each use, meaning the more you kill the less damage your weapons are going to deal so you gotta constantly maintain your weapons by repairing them at work benches. A way you can maintain weapon durability is by upgrading the weapon to last longer at work benches or by leveling up your characters so they can handle weapons more carefully so that they don't just chip away and get damaged. Now trust me durability is key to all weapons the longer you deal maximum damage the longer you will live. Well I guess that's it my vaca is over, now it's time for me to pack up and go back home well Banoi Island you created great memories for me and I'll never forget you like all of you should never forget that this is Cardinal - WRATH saying *yawn* keep gaming.






                                                                     

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

SONY + THE FILM INDUSTRY = GAME BASED MOVIES





LETS HIT THE THEATERS!!! OK y'all this is D.A.R. Jr. and as you may know, Sony is responsible for current James Bond films and the new Spider-Man film. Well, Sony Pictures is apparently trying to sign a deal with Ubisoft so that Asassin's Creed can eventually hit the big screen! My sources have told me that Sony is in final negotiations for the screen rights to make the film. This means that if a deal is made then Sony will co-finance and co-produce an Assassin's Creed film while Ubisoft seeks to keep creative control. So if this happens, then Sony will make more game-based movies, and some of those game based movies will be none other than the film adadptations of Uncharted: Drake's Fortune and inFAMOUS. HOLY......$#!!!^&


- D.A.R. Jr.































IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!





KAMEHAMEHAAAA!!!!! EEHHHH people get ready to jump into DBZ: Ultimate Tenkaichi!! The new installment of the DBZ franchise features explosive fighting along with upgraded graphics, drawn from the ORIGINAL MANGAAA!!! Destructible environments (as in Budokai Tenkaichi and Raging Blast) have also returned, along with huge ass craters and ki blasts which apparently cut through the sky to create an experience filled with EPICNESS!! Now I was pissed when I saw that Raging Blast 2 didn't have a story mode, but THIS MAKES UP FOR IT!!! Ultimate Tenkaichi features an enhanced story mode which drops us into the world of Dragon Ball Z. There is also an accessible battle system that allows us to hold fast paced battles while still retaining tactical depth for die-hard fans like me. Another thing that was left out by Raging Blast was the GT roster. Sure, SSJ3 was epic but alot of us were asking "What about GT?" Now we have our answer. Ultimate Tenkaichi will include a roster of GT characters. That means we will see SSJ4 Goku, Vegeta, and...GOGETA!!! Not only will GT be included, but there will also be a "Hero Mode". What's this you ask? Why it's a character creation mode (Hero Mode menu in pic)!!! We now have the option of customizing a character with a variety of existing outfits, hairstyles, and color schemes!! OOOOOOO!!!!!! It also seems that there is also a free-roam mechanic similar to Budokai 3 where we can explore the WHOLE PLANET!!!




OK people that is all my sources had for me and I look forward to writing more reviews on more this year's biggest games. I'm D.A.R. Jr. and this was Dragon Ball z: Ultiamte Tenkaichi. MADNESS WISHES YOU LUCK!!!




- D.A.R. Jr.

Monday, October 17, 2011

NEXT STOP....ARKHAM CITY!!!


HERE HE COMES!!!!! YO people this is D.A.R. Jr. with a little story about Batman: Arkham City!!!! I can't tell you how PUMPED I was when I saw the release date for 10/18 last year!! But then I saw the release year "2011" and I went from "YEEAAAHH" to "AAWWWW". But enough about that, lets get to the game. Everything sets into motion exactly one year after the first game when Two-Face devises a plan to publicly execute Catwoman. Of course Batman has to come to the rescue and enter Arkham City to stop Two-Face from killing Catwoman (Warden Sharp took the credit for stopping The Joker in Arkham Asylum, thus becoming Mayor of Gotham and building the air prison we now know as Arkham City). It pretty much escalates from there. Now, like its predecessor, it is an open world action game that utilizes stealth and predator tactics. Each gadget obtained in the previous game make their reappearances (excluding the Ultra Batclaw, which for some reason is replaced with the regular Batclaw). Most of them however have new and/or improved capabilities, for example the Cryptographic Sequencer can now track signals, the line launcher now allows our Dark Knight to flip over and launch another zip line perpendicular to the one he was just on, the remote controlled Batarang now has a built-in brake and boost, and the grappling gun can now be used while gliding to give Batman a boost for more altitude. AAAAAARHH GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF UPGRADES!!!!! There are also 4 new gadgets which WILL NOT be revealed in this review (*Evil laugh* HA HA HA). As the player you also have access to a criminal database that tracks the major villains across the city with forensic puzzles like in "Arkham Asylum". Arkham City's detective mode is now described as an "augmented reality mode" where enemies can be seen more clearly but the navigational part, thankfully, was toned down due to the fact that alot of players beat the first game with detective mode on the whole effing time!! The Riddler returns with his optional challenges, but this time we have to disable traps set around these little trophies. Not only this, but after finding a set amount of trophies Batman must find and rescue a random hostage captured by the Riddler. WHATA TWIST!! Other key characters include The Joker (of course), Poison Ivy, Jim Gordon, Warden Sharp, Victor Zsasz, Bane, Harley Quinn, Jack Ryder, Nightwing (DLC), Robin (DLC), Hugo Strange, the Penguin (voiced by Nolan North!!!) Mr. Freeze, Alfred, Solomon Grundy, Mad Hatter, Deadshot, and.....and......Talia al Ghul??? HOLY $#!&!! WHERE'D SHE COME FROM???? My sources tell me that there will be other characters but we are clueless as to who they are X(.
OH MY GOD!! Seriously people I can't wait and I know Batman fans everywhere can't wait either. I'm D.A.R. Jr. a.k.a. MADNESS and this was Batman: Arkham City. MADNESS WISHES YOU LUCK!!
- D.A.R. Jr. (MADNESS APPROVES)

Friday, September 30, 2011

Man its been a while





Hay everyone man like the title says we havn't done much in a while that's only because of school and lack of, well never mind. Anyway I just wanted to keep everyone informed of our current situation and that a new post will be up in short while so you know keep looking out for us. We'll be also doing a small collage of of going to certain event so you know look out for that too. Well that about it's about it and i'm sure a new post will be up tomorrow or Sunday and the collage might take a while so until then this is Cardinal - WRATH saying keep on gaming.


BTW THIS IS CARDINAL - WRATH's SEAL OF APPROVAL IF IT DOSN'T HAVE MY SEAL THAN IT'S EITHER SHIT OR SOMEONES TRYING TO RIP ME OFF. ANYWAY, I DID ALL THE DARKENING MYSELF WITH PAINT I THINK IT CAME OUT PRETTY GOOD. ANYWAY TIME FOR LEGAL DISCLAIMERS


1. IT'S NOT MY DESIGN NOR DO I OWN IT

2. I ONLY DID THE DARKENING AND NOTHING ELSE

3. I LIKE GURREN LAGAAN

4. GURREN LAGAAN BELONGS TO THE COMPANY "MANGA" NOT OMG

5. IF THERE'S ANYTHING IM MISSING THAN I'M SORRY AND PLZ DON'T SUE.

6. Lastly any hot girl willing to dress as yoko is welcome to send there pics, numbers, or whatever to me ^^ lol just kidding or AM I?




Saturday, August 27, 2011

From Dust to Dust









Hello one and all, it's me Cardinal - WRATH and its been awhile since i've made a post so today i'm going to do a post a post on a game the caught my eye. From the title you can tell what it is that right i'm doing FROM DUST, now naturally i don't play any of the SIMs games because to me they get boring real fast. So do other games like that but, with from dust I don't know, it feels so calming, well enough about me lets get into from dust. Well basically your god. . . . ok maybe not that huge what you are is some kind of magical wind that was summoned by this native tribe that has no memory of their ancient ancestors and there lives. So they conjured you up to help on there little quest to find their past, by allowing them safe passage to other islands. Now heres the kicker that I think is what got me playing this game is that to help the peope to the other islands and to help to create villages you will have to manipulate the elements around you. You can move water, earth, and even fucking lava to help the people around the island and protect them from natural disaters such as tidal waves and volcanic eruptions. Now I have not played this for that long say two days of playing that only because of personal matters so I don't know what other natural disaters or hazards are there but I don't think they'll be to hard to guess. Now what took me from suprise is that there is no like sandbox mode where you can just do what you want i found i kinda weird because it seems like a perfact candidate but oh well. The scenery is absolutely beautiful like a tropical paradise, the flora, the fona all that good shit. Finally the challenge mode, yeah challenge mode this fucking thing has a challenge mode, I was so angery, confused, and full of though on what possibably be a fucking challenge i didn't even bother to try it so no info on that. Well thats all i can really say on From Dust it great game to just chill with its, its constructive, and its fun to somtimes burn down a village with lava so thats it. This Cardinal - WRATH saying keep playin keep playin .




Sunday, July 10, 2011

Fear of Phobophobia



YO SUP this is your video game guide Cardinal - WRATH here to take you on a journey of through you own minds to find out you hopes, dream, what you desire, and what you FEAR. How appropriate because this game review will be on F.3.A.R (FEAR 3), OMG I cant begin to explain how scared shitless I was when I played it and it does not disappoint. But, lets hold off on how fucking scary it is and more on the game itself so yeah, ok let get to it so the game is basically all co-op, you can play single player but it feels better playing with someone. In the game you control The Point man and Paxton Fettel, It works like a tag team, Paxton is basically a support character he uses telekinesis, stun enemys, possess enemys and do whatever to make sure you always make your mark with the Point man. There is a multiplayer yet I have not yet played it so sorry no info sorry. When you play through each "Interval" (Levels) all you have to do is get to point A to point B while survivng enemy fire. As you go through the interval what you should do is complete challenges, challenges are a point system in which the more you complete the closer you are to ranking up, the more you rank up the stronger your character gets. Now the challenges vary from number of kills, number of kills with a certain gun, or melees. Now heres a challege that you all will absolutly get no matter what. If you take cover behind an object for more than about 10 secs instant challenge complete but you will have to complete it for a number times to get mad pointage. But, depending on what character you play as the challenges will change say if you were playing as Paxton if you possess a certain number of enemys boom done. Now on to story all this happened about nine months after both first games the Point Man is caputred by Armacham Security and interrogated in an asylum. During the "interrogation" Paxton comes out of no where and kills both the guards freeing the Point Man, the both of them team up to escape from the asylum. As you get out of the asylum you find out where Jin is and the brothers go to regroup with her and found out what happened to Michael Becket. Thats it, not going any further than that you will have to play to figure out what happened after that. Now I feel as though I should say this, this game is not for the faint of heart I mean if moms though Dead Space 2 was fucked up well move over. Because all the time your playing your obviously seeing Alma out the corner of you eye or in front of your face, seeing things move out of no where, hearing things, fucked up messages on monitors, and random poping of enemies. The game makes a magnificent creation of fear and PTSD, from seeing your mother out of no where to feeling like your out on the battlefield. And the graphics make it even more frightening, well thats about it like i said if im missing anything comment and i'll edit it. And I would like to apologize for my Infamous 2 review not only because of the spoilers but because it wasnt really that good. Good night everyone and remember to turn off the lights theres nothing to be afraid off and also Kee...p .. p...l ay..i.........