HAPPY NEW YEARS

Well it's another year and man I pray this year won't be as shitty as it was last year just kidding no last year was great and I kno this year will be better. From everyone at OMG we wish you all a

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

and we're still taking a break from the blog so don't really expected anything for a while.

And the Winner is . . . .

  Hello Everyone, This is Cardinal - WRATH and holy shit today I am going to delivery on to you the winners of the VGA every single member at OMG watched diligently and intently to see who would make game of the year. Now there was alot of nominees and categorizes and we are going to tell you ALL of them Starting from the bottom up.

BEST DLC

Nomminees

1. Mortal Kombat: Freddy Krueger
2. Mass Effect 2: Arrival
3. Fallout New Vegas: Old World Blue
4. Portal 2 Peer Review

And the winner is. . . .

Protal 2 Peer Review

Oh wow who would have thought to be honest I thought Fallout would have won but oh well. Next category is



BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME

Nomminees

1. Insanely twisted shadow planet
2. Bastion
3. Stacking
4. Trenched

And the winner is . . . .

Bastion

OK um I know this is gonna sound stupid but except for Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet, we never heard of the other nomminess. Seriously we didn't even know they existed. . . well moving on uh the next category is.

 BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE

(Now Couldn't they just said best female voice actess it's pretty much the same thing)

Nomminees

1. Emily Rose (Not from the movie) as Elen Fisher from Uncharted 3
2. Claudia Black as Chole Frazer from again Uncharted 3
3. Ellen Mclain as GLADOS from Portal 2
4. Tara Strong as Harley Quinn from Batman Arkham City

And the winner is . . . .

Ellen Mclain

  Ok let me point something out here that the category was best performance by HUMAN female so right off the bat I called bull shit on this I was prayin for Harley Quinn and her sexy self, next:



BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE

Nomminees

1. Nolan North as Nathan Drake from Uncharted
2. Stephen Merchant as WHEATLEY from (oh god) Portal 2
3. J.K. Simmons as Cave Johnson from (oh god how many more sigh whatever) Portal 2
4. Mark Hamill as the Joker from Batman Arkham City





and the winner is . . .

(WTF) Stephen Merchant

OK again best performance by HUMAN MALE not a fucking robot and also really really it's Mark fucking Hamill the original fucking joker from the tv show, really what the fuck, fine keep your Stephen Merchant but the pic is going to be who the real winner should be that's right the real king of dark comedy ok next category is:

BEST GRAPHICS

Nominees

1. RAGE
2. L.A. Noire
3. Batman Arkham City
4. Uncharted 3 Drake's Deception

and the winner is . . . .

Uncharted 3

Now this was damn near impossible cuz you got to choose between three games with near cinimatic graphics but I guess when it came down to it uncharted had the little extra that makes you feel like you're falling out that plane. Next Category is:

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Nominees

1. Batman Arkham City
2. Portal 2
3. Deus Ex: Human Revolution
4. Bastion

and the winner is . . .

Bastion

Ok I have no idea what this category is about or what's it for but whatever the hell it is Bastion had the most of it so way to go man. Next category is:

BEST SONG IN A GAME

Nominees

1. "Im not calling you a liar" by Florence + The Machine, from Dragon Age II
2. "Setting Sail, Coming Home (End Theme)" by Darren Korb, from Bastion
3. "Want You Gone" by Jonathan Coulton, from Portal 2
4. "Exile Vilify" by The National, from Portal 2
5. "Build That Wall (Zia's Theme)" by Darren Korb, from Bastion

and the winner is . . .

Build That Wall

Still never played this game so I wouldn't know and i'm probabley not going to give it a listen so whatever but yo this category was so lame poor Dragon Age got sandwhiched between Bastion and Portal 2 it never stood a chance. anyway next category is:

BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME

Nominees

1. Lego Star Wars III: The Clone Wars
2. Captain America: Super Soldier
3. Back to the Future: The Game
4. Batman Arkham City

and the winner is . . . .

Batman Arkham City

Oh yea, awesome, definitely a clear winner. Now something that just got to me was *sigh* back to the future, all I got to say about it is this Telltale games stick with Sam & Max k. Next category is:

BEST INDIE GAME

Nominees

1. Bastion
2. Minecraft
3. Superbrothers: Swords and Sworcery
4. The Binding of Isaac

and the winner is . . . .

Minecraft

Oh boy I gotta tell you all me and flash got really addicted to this game, I mean god damn. He spent have of his time making a Charizard, his home and like whole tunnel leading into the that under world place. I was there when he did all this sadly I can't can't play at the moment becasue I had to format my machine and well bye bye Minecraft and awesome rendition on my mind. Well whatever anyway next category is:

BESt MOTION GAME

Nominees

1. Child of Eden
2. The legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
3. Dance Central 2
4. The Gunstringer

and the winner is . . . .

Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Bitchen, this kewl but I kinda a personal fave and hoped the Child of Eden would win cuz I've played . . . ok I own it and it really get you moving, I mean you need fast reflexe. Another surprise was that Dance Central or Gunstringer didn't win . I mean Dance central cuz like game like that is supposed to like make you use every muscle in your body. And Gunstringer wow you gotta be fast, oh well, next category is:

BEST FIGHTING GAME

Nominees

1. Marvel vs. Capcom: Fate of two worlds
2. King of Fighters XIII
3. WWE All Stars
4. Mortal Kombat

and the winner is  . . . .

Mortal Kombat

Thats right guy come on down claim your reward just don't kill me lol yea. I gotta say this was a close one I mean when you look at it it really came down to MVC 3 or Mortal Kombat, but like alway Mortal Kombat's shocking scenses and Grotesque violence is what makes it above all the rest. *whew* half way through until we get to what you all are waiting for just hang on and you will know who won game of the year. The next category is:

BEST DRIVING GAME

Nominees

1. Need For Speed: The Run
2. Driver: San Francisco
3. Dirt 3
4. Forza Motorsport 4

and the winner is . . . .

Forza Motosport 4

Now none of us are really into drivers becasue well they bore us really quickly but I can say that Forza really feels like I'm barreling down that track with both first person and third person views. It really diserved this award, next category is:

BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME

Nominees

1. NBA 2K12
2. FIFA Soccer 12
3. NHL 12
4. MBL'11: The Show

and the winner is . . . .

NBA 2K12

Ok um except for baseball I'm not a big sports fan in both worlds. So I can really say anything about this so I'm just gonna move to the next category but if it looks intresting to you jusy you know go out and get it. Ok next category is:

*sigh*BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME

Nominees

1. Fight Night Champion
2. Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12: The Masters
3. Top Spin 4
4. Virtua Tennis 4

and the winner is . . . .

Fight Night Champion

Again I'm not good with sports games but when it comes down to boxing there is nothing better. And one other thing please for the love of god stop with the fucking golf and tennis game god damn. I bet right now if go down to Gamestop ask if you ever heard of these games they would probably pepper spary the fuck out of me and say no. The next category is:

BEST MULI-PLAYER

Nominees

1. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
2. Battlefield 3
3. Gears of War 3
4. Portal 2

and the winner is . . . .

WTF PORTAL 2 !?

NO, OK NO THIS IS FUCKING WRONG WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE FUCK DOES PORTAL 2 BEATS BATTLEFIELD AND MW3. GEARS OF WAR I UNDERSTAND BUT WHAT THE FUCK, YOU KNOW WHAT IM NOT PUTTING UP A PIC BECAUSE PORTAL 2 DOES NOT DESERVE THIS AWARD I DON'T EVEN THINK IT BELONG IN THIS CATEGORY. OK NEXT FUCKING CATEGORY:

BEST RPG

Nominees

1. Deus Ex: Human Revolution
2. Dragon Age II
3. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
4. Dark Souls

and the winner is . . . .

Elder Scrolls V

Best RPG ever 'nough said. Next Category is:

BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME

Nominees

1. Batman Arkham City
2. Assassin's Creed: Revelations
3. The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword
4. Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception

and the winner is . . . .

Batman Arkham City

Wow now this was neck and neck it's so close I can't even pick a favorite to win so that's why I say they all won this category becasue really they are the best. Next category is:

BEST SHOOTER

Nominees

1. Gears of War 3
2. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
3. Battlefield 3
4. RAGE

and the winner is  . . . .

Modern Warfare 3

Oh yea now I more of a battlefield kinda guy but don't mean I won't change over to MW3 for a while you know. I sware the nominees get harder and harder to vote. Sadly Gears of wars 3 was kinda low but it was up against hard compition so that's ok it's still really danm good but it was RAGE that hit the bottom of the barrel. Next category is 

BEST HANDHELD/MOBILE GAME

Nominees

1. Infinity Blade
2. Jetpack Joyride
3. Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
4. Super Mario 3D Land

and the winner is . . . .

Super Mario 3D

Who else but the king of the mushroom kingdom right. Now to me there's a good and bad to this, the good is that it's remake was awesome the bad is that I'm not a big fan of 3D gaming probably never will. Keep up the good work Mario but, please don't start turing into a monopoly game. Next Category is:

BEST PC GAME

Nominees

1. Minecraft
2. Battlefield 3
3. The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
4. oh my fucking god Portal 2

and the winner is . . . .

PORTAL 2

Ok yea awesome yea way to go Battlefield 3 yea you really deserved it yea so do you Minecraft your addictive nature is what makes you so great. And let not forget about you Witcher you gameplay and story and hell everything about you freaking great yea. Well thats all of them mot missing one. So moving on *Cough (FUCK PORTAL 2)* we finally reached the final five categories, the first three is the best of each console. We will find out who will rain dominion in each world you this kinda like hyper dimension neptunia so let who are the hearts First:

BEST WII GAME

Nominees

1. Lost in the Shadow
2. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
3. Disney's Epic Mickey
4. Kirby's Return to Dreamland

and the winner is . . . .

Legend of Zelda

Oh yea it was pretty clear on who would win I mean really besides I guess Kirby the rest really didn't have much of a chance. The next is:

BEST PS3 GAME

Nominees

1. Infamous 2
2. Killzone 3
3. Little Big Planet 2
4. Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception

and the winner is  . . . .

Uncharted 3

You got like two different race and both are like head to head here. Uncharted 3 against Little Big Planet and Infamous 2 against Killzone 3 god damn but hey nothing beats falling out of a plane. TO MICHAEL lol. The last one is:

BEST XBOX 360 GAME

Nominees

 





1.  Gears of War 3
2. Forza Motorsport 4
3. Batman Arkham City
4. Portal 2

and the winner is . . . .

Batman Arkham City

That's right oh yea fuck you portal you got your ass handed to you. Now I really thought that Gears of war 3 would have won but I guess people like killing enemy with their fist than guns. One more category till what you have been waiting for that is if you havn't already just scrolled pass all the other crap. The next category is:

STUDIO OF THE YEAR

Nominees

1. Naughty Dog
2. Rocksteady Studios
3. VALVE
4. Bethesda Studios

and the winner is . . . .

BETHESDA STUDIOS

Oh you all are probably wondering why well when you see winner of the next category you will understand. AND OMG IT'S HERE IT'S FINALLY HERE THE MOMENT YOU ALL WERE WAITING FOR YOU WILL ALL FIND OUT WHO MADE

GAME OF THE YEAR

THE NOMINEES

1. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
2. Batman Arkham City
3. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Swords
4. Portal 2
5. Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception

and the winner is . . . .

ELDER SCROLLS V

HERE IT IS GAME OF THE YEAR IT TRIUMPTS THEM ALL IN VISION AND FEEL AND EVERYONE CAN AGREE. That's enough of the and now you see why Bethesda Stuidos won so we thank you. Some people may argue that because of it's many glitches it dosn't really desereve game of the year. That's not what game of year is about, it's about that one game that we all enjoy and get lost in. That one game where we break free from reallity and become the person we all way wanted to be and go through endless journeys experiencing the most magnificent events and taking on the most powerful of foes. Claiming victory over the forces of evil or conquring an entire world. That is what game of the year is all about.

  Well that's it, that's the end I hope you enjoyed reading this post as I was by making it. But there is one thing I would like to say let all look back and remeber all of those great games that just didn't really make the cut. And let not forget those who took there time to make these great games let give credit to where it belongs. Well that's about it for the final words except for this, this Cardinal - WRATH and all of use from OMG  saying KEEP GAMING!!!

IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO YOU...

War has changed... Hey people this is D.A.R. Jr. and it really is coming back to me. Konami has released the Metal Gear Solid HD collection for BOTH systems. So if you had an Xbox instead of a PS2, don't worry because as you can see, Snake Eater is in the collection along with Sons of Liberty!! And if you didn't have a PSP, CALM DOWN!! Peacewalker was added to the HD collection. Not only will get all three of these in one disc, but each game's graphics have been enhanced and updated to 1080p!! EFFF YEAAHH!!! But that's not all....HELL NO it's not...The MGS2 and MGS3 you get in this collection will be the Substance (MGS2) and Subsistence (MGS3) versions of both games. If you don't know what I'm talking about... Both MGS2 and MGS3 had remakes with bonus features. They were called Substance and Subsistence. So that means we can play through the SNAKE TALES in MGS2 and play the monkey games in MGS3. We'll also be able to play the original Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake through Subsistence!!!!! YEESSSSS!!!!! OK people that's pretty much it not much else to say because these totally awesome games did come out years ago but if you've never played them...JUST GET THIS COLLECTION!!!! MADDNESS APPROVES AND YOU WILL LOVE IT!!!


- D.A.R. Jr.

PETA (Punks Exterminating the awesomeness)

  Hayeveryone it's me Cardinal - WRATH and today I'm doing something a little different. Today instead of a review I'm brining you all some news I just aquired by looking around, just by looking at the title it's clear that it's about PETA. And seeing that this is a gaming site we can assume it has something to do with games. Well what i just read was that PETA you know the um people ethical treatment animal group people whatever is bitching that the new mario game for the 3DS Super Mario 3D land is "unethical". . . . . I know what your thinking HOW TH FUCK CAN MARIO BE LIKE UNETHICAL TO ANIMALS !? What did Mario ride on Yoshi's back a little too long, no. What PETA is bitching about is that in the game Mario wears a Tanooki suit. Yea a Tanooki suit ok for everyone who don't know the Tanooki suit is basically a giant Raccon suit that give Mario the power to fly and glide around. It first showed up in Super Mario Bros 3 and been bad ass ever since, But now sons of bitches PETA are bitching saying it's animal cruelty that by having Mario wear that suit he's send some non-existant message that it's ok to wear fur. Who the fuck would get that message what kid would play Mario and get the idea hay Imma go and kill a small raccon-dog and wear it's fur never it never happened  and I think it never will happen. Oh but PETA they just do there usual bitch, cry, moan and throw blood pony show oh no what they did was far more worst. They actually tried to come into our world creating a fucked flash parody game of a small furless Tanooki running after a flaying Mario for his fur back. When I played it did'nt felt bad for the little
tanooki nor did I get angry by the whole fur thing I was disturbed, the back round looks like your inside a giant mushroom cloud from anexplosion. The foreground is covered in blood and the mid-ground is the usual giant colmns you see in Super Mario Bros 3 but covered in blood. It was the worst game I ever played. I'll leave a link in comments so you all can see how fucking bad it is. (Warning: Fucked up and not fun). Ok now I don't want everyone to think that I'm insensitive I do love animals and would never wear anything made from real fur all my fur stuff is faux. But this this look I'm so pissed PETA doing this and I hope they get their assess sued by Nintendo for infringing Mario's image for their "game". Well I would say more but I think I got my point across and I'm afraid I might say something stupid so that's all for now like I always say keep gaming.

ASSASSINO!!

Vittoria per gli Assassini!! Yo people this is D.A.R. Jr. and ALL WILL BE REVEALED!!!! This is Assassin's Creed Revelations!!! EFFF YEEAAAHH!!! Alright people I have alot on my schedule so I'll make this quick. The story picks up where Brotherhood left off. As you may know, Desmond's mind suffered a breakdown and to save his mind, some random Assassins (no idea who they are) and put him back in the Animus. When he wakes up in the Animus, he sees...SUBJECT 16!! WE FINALLY GET TO SEE WTF SUBJECT 16 LOOKS LIKE!!! Upon meeting 16, we learn that Desmond's mind is fragmented, and the only way to separate himself from Ezio AND Altair is to continue playing out their life stories. This means that you'll be playing as Desmond playing as Ezio...playing as Altair...HOLY $@#!. Then when that is finally finished, the Animus will be able to separate the 3 individuals' memories. Revelations will be the last game to star Ezio Auditore and the last to be set in the Renaissance era. Oh and in case you were wondering, Lucy is DEAD!! My sources tell me that she was buried in a small cemetery near Rome. How sad :( but anyway lets get to the gameplay. As always it will be free-roam so we can explore the city of Constantinople as we've done in the previous games. And of course with every game there are NEW ITEMS AND WEAPONS!!! These items include A HOOKBLADE!! With this, you can ZIPLINE ACROSS THE CITY!!! And GRATUITOUS VARIATIONS OF BOMBS!!! They look like coconuts but they're not they're BOMBS!! You can also unlock the OTTOMAN JESTER for multiplayer through the SIGNATURE EDITION obtainable through pre-order. Not only that, but you also get a special BONUS MISSION to unlock VLAD THE IMPALER'S SWORD!!! VLAD-ED!!! You also get a free code to download Assassin's Creed!! Ok now the multiplayer. It's basically a refined version of Brotherhood's multiplayer, with more modes, maps, and characters. It is also equally as exhilarating as Brotherhood's multiplayer was so you know it's gonna be AWESOME!! One BIG DIFFERENCE is that when playing WANTED (Deathmatch), we no longer have that compass at the bottom of the screen. Instead we have a box with a picture of our target that glows when our target is near. Of course this makes things ALOT MORE COMPLICATED and harder than it has to be. And of course, like Brotherhood, you can move up in Abstergo rank. Some new modes, like the much requested Capture the Flag and "story oriented quests" have been added to already existing modes. SWINGIN'!!!

( seal of approval)



- D.A.R. Jr.

OK people that's it for me for now. I will now pass the keyboard to Cardinal-Wrath so he can say what he wants to say...

Thanks D.A.R Yo it's Cardina l - WRATH here and I'm going to give you some inside see into Assassin's Creed: Revelation. Well not much only what D.A.R haven't covered lets see I'm not going to spoil the story or anything so I'm going to jump into the new system. Well ladies and gentle men the finally did it they were finally able to fuck up the system I don't even now how it was possible. The number one fuck up that really got me so pissed that i almost split the game in two was eagel vision oh wait i'm sorry I mean "Eagel Sense". Oh god when I saw that, anyway besides the name change it went throught a function change instead of (I'm using PS3 controls for convenience) Triangle it's R3 oh what the fuc nevermind anyway alot has changed the weapon's quick selection screen has changed now you have to use both left and right stick to operate and choose a primary and a SECONDARY weapon. SMH the whole secondary weapon thing is exactly why eagel vision was changed, now triangle is the use of secondary weapons mainly poison darts, gun, throwing knives, and money it can get confusing sometimes but you get the hang over it over time. Like D.A.R said there are alot different bombs you can make. My favorites are the Thunder bombs which nock people back on there asses and the blood bomb that freaks out guard on thinking they're dying. Finding matirials aren't that hard they're mostly found on guards so just you know do what assassins do best and kill.

Like always Templars like to have control so they came and took cover.All you have to do is just go in, kill the captian and light the torch sometimes the captian will have balls and fight sometimes they will act like the little bitch that they are and run away. But there's more to it than just taking over you gotta fight to keep it yours.

What's he gonna find THIS time...?

All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible. This...I did. Well doesn't that sound familiar!! On that, I hope y'all had a happy Halloween because it's going to get better as I tell you guys about one of the biggest games of the year and that is UNCHARTED 3!!!!! As you should already know, it is third-person action-adventure game in which we control the one and only Nathan Drake. And of course Drake will react to his surroundings depending on what's going on. His physical abilities have also returned (although they never left despite the fact that it seems he gains weight with each installment) along with some new abilities, like SWIMMING!! We could swim before but now Drake can actually go underwater to swim through obstacles (as seen in the demo at E3). Other new abilities include new hand-to-hand combat skills. This gives us new ways to kill our enemies using OUR BARE HANDS!!! We can take multiple enemies AT THE SAME TIME!! New stealth attacks too, like dropping from a ledge and landing on an enemy (like Assassin's Creed). And of course, like Drake's Fortune and Among Thieves, numerous treasures (including a strange relic) have been placed throughout the game for us to add to our collection. Also, what Uncharted would be complete without several puzzles placed mainly to PISS US OFF!!! (Although they're actually kinda fun and make complete sense.) Now for the story: Like its predecessors, it too opens with a quote, in this case it is the T. E. quote that is at the beginning of this post. The story itself revolves around the mystery of the "Iram of Pillars" which apparently is a lost city in the Rub' al Khali desert. Nate and Sully are meeting a man named "Talbot" who offered a large sum of cash for the ring that Nate wears around his neck, which of course belonged to Nate's ancestor Sir Francis Drake. Sully and Nate realize that the money is fake and they both fight their way out and end up in an alley nearby where they are subdued by Charlie Cutter before seeing Katherine Marlowe, the main antagonist and Talbot's client. She takes Drake's ring and as Nate begins to chase her, he is shot by Charlie and left in the alley. We then see a flashback to 20 years earlier where we see a young Nathan Drake and a younger Sully (who seemed to be working for Marlowe at the time). This flashback pretty much consists of Nathan stealing his ancestors ring from Marlowe along with some cipher disk but is then caught by Marlowe and her men. She forces him to hand over the cipher disk but basically says "Screw you lady!!" and flees with the ring. If you haven't realized it by now, the meeting with Talbot was a set up to steal Drake's ring back!! AAAARGGHHHH it escalates from there!!!!! And apparently Sir Francis Drake was commissioned by Elizabeth I to search for the lost city of Ubar. Now onto the multiplayer: Very similar to Among Thieves with competitive and CO-OP modes. Customization on characters and weapons have been added along with some funny ass new taunts like OH SNAP!!! Boosters have also returned and introducing....FREE-FOR-ALL!!!! NOW IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE DRAKE, A PIRATE, ELENA, OR TALBOT, KILL EVERYONE YOU SEE!!! Ok...Oh and a cool new buddy system was added. This is where you are assigned a random teammate as a buddy whom you can respawn next to when possible. And now that the multiplayer is more accessible, which means we can join games in progress AND join two different accounts on the same PS3 system and play SPLIT SCREEN with a buddy or even a sibling!! AWESOMENESS!!!!

OK people hope you enjoyed this I'm D.A.R. Jr. and this was Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception!!




MADDNESS APPROVES AND WISHES YOU LUCK!!!
(MADDNESS SEAL OF APPROVAL)

Upcoming Games for November

AAAAAARGHHH!!!!! What's good gamers this D.A.R. Jr. and it's NOVEMBER!!! Why am I so excited??? It's because more of this year's upcoming games are set to release this month!! Here they are:

Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception - 11/1/11


Lord of The Rings - War in the North - 11/1/11


Sonic Generations - 11/1/11


Metal Gear Solid HD Collection - 11/8/11


Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - 11/8/11


The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - 11/11/11


Super Mario 3D Land (3DS) - 11/13/11


Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary - 11/15/11


Need for Speed: The Run - 11/15/11


Saints Row The Third - 11/15/11


Asassin's Creed: Revelations - 11/15/11


Minecraft (PC) - 11/18/11


WWE' 12 - 11/22/11

- D.A.R. Jr.