ASSASSINO!!

Vittoria per gli Assassini!! Yo people this is D.A.R. Jr. and ALL WILL BE REVEALED!!!! This is Assassin's Creed Revelations!!! EFFF YEEAAAHH!!! Alright people I have alot on my schedule so I'll make this quick. The story picks up where Brotherhood left off. As you may know, Desmond's mind suffered a breakdown and to save his mind, some random Assassins (no idea who they are) and put him back in the Animus. When he wakes up in the Animus, he sees...SUBJECT 16!! WE FINALLY GET TO SEE WTF SUBJECT 16 LOOKS LIKE!!! Upon meeting 16, we learn that Desmond's mind is fragmented, and the only way to separate himself from Ezio AND Altair is to continue playing out their life stories. This means that you'll be playing as Desmond playing as Ezio...playing as Altair...HOLY $@#!. Then when that is finally finished, the Animus will be able to separate the 3 individuals' memories. Revelations will be the last game to star Ezio Auditore and the last to be set in the Renaissance era. Oh and in case you were wondering, Lucy is DEAD!! My sources tell me that she was buried in a small cemetery near Rome. How sad :( but anyway lets get to the gameplay. As always it will be free-roam so we can explore the city of Constantinople as we've done in the previous games. And of course with every game there are NEW ITEMS AND WEAPONS!!! These items include A HOOKBLADE!! With this, you can ZIPLINE ACROSS THE CITY!!! And GRATUITOUS VARIATIONS OF BOMBS!!! They look like coconuts but they're not they're BOMBS!! You can also unlock the OTTOMAN JESTER for multiplayer through the SIGNATURE EDITION obtainable through pre-order. Not only that, but you also get a special BONUS MISSION to unlock VLAD THE IMPALER'S SWORD!!! VLAD-ED!!! You also get a free code to download Assassin's Creed!! Ok now the multiplayer. It's basically a refined version of Brotherhood's multiplayer, with more modes, maps, and characters. It is also equally as exhilarating as Brotherhood's multiplayer was so you know it's gonna be AWESOME!! One BIG DIFFERENCE is that when playing WANTED (Deathmatch), we no longer have that compass at the bottom of the screen. Instead we have a box with a picture of our target that glows when our target is near. Of course this makes things ALOT MORE COMPLICATED and harder than it has to be. And of course, like Brotherhood, you can move up in Abstergo rank. Some new modes, like the much requested Capture the Flag and "story oriented quests" have been added to already existing modes. SWINGIN'!!!

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- D.A.R. Jr.

OK people that's it for me for now. I will now pass the keyboard to Cardinal-Wrath so he can say what he wants to say...

Thanks D.A.R Yo it's Cardina l - WRATH here and I'm going to give you some inside see into Assassin's Creed: Revelation. Well not much only what D.A.R haven't covered lets see I'm not going to spoil the story or anything so I'm going to jump into the new system. Well ladies and gentle men the finally did it they were finally able to fuck up the system I don't even now how it was possible. The number one fuck up that really got me so pissed that i almost split the game in two was eagel vision oh wait i'm sorry I mean "Eagel Sense". Oh god when I saw that, anyway besides the name change it went throught a function change instead of (I'm using PS3 controls for convenience) Triangle it's R3 oh what the fuc nevermind anyway alot has changed the weapon's quick selection screen has changed now you have to use both left and right stick to operate and choose a primary and a SECONDARY weapon. SMH the whole secondary weapon thing is exactly why eagel vision was changed, now triangle is the use of secondary weapons mainly poison darts, gun, throwing knives, and money it can get confusing sometimes but you get the hang over it over time. Like D.A.R said there are alot different bombs you can make. My favorites are the Thunder bombs which nock people back on there asses and the blood bomb that freaks out guard on thinking they're dying. Finding matirials aren't that hard they're mostly found on guards so just you know do what assassins do best and kill.

Like always Templars like to have control so they came and took cover.All you have to do is just go in, kill the captian and light the torch sometimes the captian will have balls and fight sometimes they will act like the little bitch that they are and run away. But there's more to it than just taking over you gotta fight to keep it yours.