Sunday, December 5, 2010

Bringing down the house


H... EL...L.O .. ... . HE. . L Lo ... WRATH hello there we go sorry been having fucked transmission any i dont got a lot of time im sure there looking for me so before they do i thought id give you all what might be my last post and its goin to be on a game that has gotten such a bad rep for noth . . . . . . . . sorry thought i heard one out the door to think i would be doing this post in a wardrobe. any what i mean by it gotten such a bad rep is i checked a couple of sites in comparrison on the game and some say that it sucks. well im going to shed some light in this like wish it was right now. well first let me tell you what the game is bout if you dont already know well your play a guy named rick taylor (jesus the most cleshay name i ever heard for a horror game or movie) who is well dead or well dying in a pool of blood as you see your lovely lady jennifer (again cleshay) get carried off and next to you is the terror mask a mask that is also alive and wont shut the fuck up wont tell you what it acually is you got to play for yourself. Well the mask offers rick a deal to save his girl so rick took the only option he had but the mask changed rick into a . . . . . .. . . ... ... .. Oh god i can hear them groaning and thumping around and it stinks like shit in here. No i got to finish this let this be my memoir on what gaming should be and of my life. Any way sorry well the story play off breaking itself from the 3d dimmension and to the classic side scrolling where the whole serires started. now moving on to enemy and combat well you know the only thing you ever need to worry bout in this game is KILL KILL KILL. You like every game like god of war and watever you got your strong attacks and .. .. . (SIGH) aand quick attacks. Now let me tell why most people say this game sucks bags of baby dicks ( no effence if im dying im going out saying i FUCKING love this game) well one thing is sound effects when ever you hit something or break it it suppose to sound like it but all you could probably hear was a poof. you dont hear the bone cracking or the blood splatting on the wall to well but after a while you betterly adjust to some of the negative effects. Next and this is the one that sometimes want me to fucking destroy this thing is the god awful load time seriously you could commit kill a whole a family, burn the house down, chop up the bodys and bury them in the time it takes to continue the game after you fucking died ( by the way NO I DIDNT COMMIT A MURDER NOR AM I ELISTING NOR TELLIN ANYONE TO DO IT MY LAST MINUTES ON EARTH IM NOT GOING TO SPEND BY GETTING SOMEONE KILLED) .. .. .. . .. ...... . . ... . . .. . . . . . OH GOD THEY OUT THERE I THINK THEY COULD SMELL MY BLOOD (sigh) STAY CALM BEFORE I DIE I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHINGS WELL LET SEE UMM OH YEAH SIDE SCROLLING WELL THERE ARE SOME PARTS WHERE THEY TAKE FROM THE ORGINAL SIDESCROLLING GAME WITH MUSIC FROM THE ORIGNAL GAME SOME OF THE MONSTERS. BUT TO ME WHAT MAKES THIS GAME EPIC IS THE MUSIC FROM BANDS LIKE LAMB OF GOD, MASTADON, ASG, MUNICIPAL WASTE, TERRORIZER, THE HAUNTED, FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH, GOAT WHORE, MUTANT SUPREMACY, HIGH ON FIRE, CAVALERA CONSPIRACY, THE ACCUSED, INVISIBLE ENEMIES, AND WOLFSHIRT. Well that all i can really say thank you for reading what could be my last post and shadster, flash, moto, D.A.R you guy were the best friends i could ever asked for thanks for being there and DESTINY i love. sefnsifovvnsoiFMVS OH GODS THEYUO KNW WHERR IM AT OH GOD SOMMEONE EHLPB ME!!!!!!!!!! BNGBIWUEWHNGFMEPOWHQIUCDWJUINHAZCOWP B,WSPCVSD]QWFERBGTF\

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