Hello Everyone, This is Cardinal - WRATH and holy shit today I am going to delivery on to you the winners of the VGA every single member at OMG watched diligently and intently to see who would make game of the year. Now there was alot of nominees and categorizes and we are going to tell you ALL of them Starting from the bottom up.
BEST DLC
Nomminees
Mortal Kombat: Freddy Krueger
Mass Effect 2: Arrival
Fallout New Vegas: Old World Blue
Portal 2 Peer Review
And the winner is. . . .
Protal 2 Peer Review
Oh wow who would have thought to be honest I thought Fallout would have won but oh well. Next category is
BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME
Nomminees
Insanely twisted shadow planet
Bastion
Stacking
Trenched
And the winner is . . . .
Bastion
OK um I know this is gonna sound stupid but except for Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet, we never heard of the other nomminess. Seriously we didn't even know they existed. . . well moving on uh the next category is.
BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE
(Now Couldn't they just said best female voice actess it's pretty much the same thing)
Nomminees
Emily Rose (Not from the movie) as Elen Fisher from Uncharted 3
Claudia Black as Chole Frazer from again Uncharted 3
Ellen Mclain as GLADOS from Portal 2
Tara Strong as Harley Quinn from Batman Arkham City
And the winner is . . . .
Ellen Mclain
Ok let me point something out here that the category was best performance by HUMAN female so right off the bat I called bull shit on this I was prayin for Harley Quinn and her sexy self, next:
BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE
Nomminees
Nolan North as Nathan Drake from Uncharted
Stephen Merchant as WHEATLEY from (oh god) Portal 2
J.K. Simmons as Cave Johnson from (oh god how many more sigh whatever) Portal 2
Mark Hamill as the Joker from Batman Arkham City
and the winner is . . .
(WTF) Stephen Merchant
OK again best performance by HUMAN MALE not a fucking robot and also really really it's Mark fucking Hamill the original fucking joker from the tv show, really what the fuck, fine keep your Stephen Merchant but the pic is going to be who the real winner should be that's right the real king of dark comedy ok next category is:
BEST GRAPHICS
Nominees
- RAGE
- L.A. Noire
- Batman Arkham City
- Uncharted 3 Drake's Deception
and the winner is . . . .
Uncharted 3
Now this was damn near impossible cuz you got to choose between three games with near cinimatic graphics but I guess when it came down to it uncharted had the little extra that makes you feel like you're falling out that plane. Next Category is:
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
Nominees
Batman Arkham City
Portal 2
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Bastion
and the winner is . . .
Bastion
Ok I have no idea what this category is about or what's it for but whatever the hell it is Bastion had the most of it so way to go man. Next category is:
BEST SONG IN A GAME
Nominees
"Im not calling you a liar" by Florence + The Machine, from Dragon Age II
"Setting Sail, Coming Home (End Theme)" by Darren Korb, from Bastion
"Want You Gone" by Jonathan Coulton, from Portal 2
"Exile Vilify" by The National, from Portal 2
"Build That Wall (Zia's Theme)" by Darren Korb, from Bastion
and the winner is . . .
Build That Wall
Still never played this game so I wouldn't know and i'm probabley not going to give it a listen so whatever but yo this category was so lame poor Dragon Age got sandwhiched between Bastion and Portal 2 it never stood a chance. anyway next category is:
BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME
Nominees
- Lego Star Wars III: The Clone Wars
- Captain America: Super Soldier
- Back to the Future: The Game
- Batman Arkham City
and the winner is . . . .
Batman Arkham City
Oh yea, awesome, definitely a clear winner. Now something that just got to me was *sigh* back to the future, all I got to say about it is this Telltale games stick with Sam & Max k. Next category is:
BEST INDIE GAME
Nominees
Bastion
Minecraft
Superbrothers: Swords and Sworcery
The Binding of Isaac
and the winner is . . . .
Minecraft
Oh boy I gotta tell you all me and flash got really addicted to this game, I mean god damn. He spent have of his time making a Charizard, his home and like whole tunnel leading into the that under world place. I was there when he did all this sadly I can't can't play at the moment becasue I had to format my machine and well bye bye Minecraft and awesome rendition on my mind. Well whatever anyway next category is:
BESt MOTION GAME
Nominees
Child of Eden
The legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Dance Central 2
The Gunstringer
and the winner is . . . .
Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Bitchen, this kewl but I kinda a personal fave and hoped the Child of Eden would win cuz I've played . . . ok I own it and it really get you moving, I mean you need fast reflexe. Another surprise was that Dance Central or Gunstringer didn't win . I mean Dance central cuz like game like that is supposed to like make you use every muscle in your body. And Gunstringer wow you gotta be fast, oh well, next category is:
BEST FIGHTING GAME
Nominees
Marvel vs. Capcom: Fate of two worlds
King of Fighters XIII
WWE All Stars
Mortal Kombat
and the winner is . . . .
Mortal Kombat
Thats right guy come on down claim your reward just don't kill me lol yea. I gotta say this was a close one I mean when you look at it it really came down to MVC 3 or Mortal Kombat, but like alway Mortal Kombat's shocking scenses and Grotesque violence is what makes it above all the rest. *whew* half way through until we get to what you all are waiting for just hang on and you will know who won game of the year. The next category is:
BEST DRIVING GAME
Nominees
Need For Speed: The Run
Driver: San Francisco
Dirt 3
Forza Motorsport 4
and the winner is . . . .
Forza Motosport 4
Now none of us are really into drivers becasue well they bore us really quickly but I can say that Forza really feels like I'm barreling down that track with both first person and third person views. It really diserved this award, next category is:
BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME
Nominees
NBA 2K12
FIFA Soccer 12
NHL 12
MBL'11: The Show
and the winner is . . . .
NBA 2K12
Ok um except for baseball I'm not a big sports fan in both worlds. So I can really say anything about this so I'm just gonna move to the next category but if it looks intresting to you jusy you know go out and get it. Ok next category is:
*sigh*BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME
Nominees
Fight Night Champion
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12: The Masters
Top Spin 4
Virtua Tennis 4
and the winner is . . . .
Fight Night Champion
Again I'm not good with sports games but when it comes down to boxing there is nothing better. And one other thing please for the love of god stop with the fucking golf and tennis game god damn. I bet right now if go down to Gamestop ask if you ever heard of these games they would probably pepper spary the fuck out of me and say no. The next category is:
BEST MULI-PLAYER
Nominees
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
Battlefield 3
Gears of War 3
Portal 2
and the winner is . . . .
WTF PORTAL 2 !?
NO, OK NO THIS IS FUCKING WRONG WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE FUCK DOES PORTAL 2 BEATS BATTLEFIELD AND MW3. GEARS OF WAR I UNDERSTAND BUT WHAT THE FUCK, YOU KNOW WHAT IM NOT PUTTING UP A PIC BECAUSE PORTAL 2 DOES NOT DESERVE THIS AWARD I DON'T EVEN THINK IT BELONG IN THIS CATEGORY. OK NEXT FUCKING CATEGORY:
BEST RPG
Nominees
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Dragon Age II
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Dark Souls
and the winner is . . . .
Elder Scrolls V
Best RPG ever 'nough said. Next Category is:
BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME
Nominees
Batman Arkham City
Assassin's Creed: Revelations
The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword
Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
and the winner is . . . .
Batman Arkham City
Wow now this was neck and neck it's so close I can't even pick a favorite to win so that's why I say they all won this category becasue really they are the best. Next category is:
BEST SHOOTER
Nominees
Gears of War 3
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
Battlefield 3
RAGE
and the winner is . . . .
Modern Warfare 3
Oh yea now I more of a battlefield kinda guy but don't mean I won't change over to MW3 for a while you know. I sware the nominees get harder and harder to vote. Sadly Gears of wars 3 was kinda low but it was up against hard compition so that's ok it's still really danm good but it was RAGE that hit the bottom of the barrel. Next category is
BEST HANDHELD/MOBILE GAME
Nominees
Infinity Blade
Jetpack Joyride
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
Super Mario 3D Land
and the winner is . . . .
Super Mario 3D
Who else but the king of the mushroom kingdom right. Now to me there's a good and bad to this, the good is that it's remake was awesome the bad is that I'm not a big fan of 3D gaming probably never will. Keep up the good work Mario but, please don't start turing into a monopoly game. Next Category is:
BEST PC GAME
Nominees
Minecraft
Battlefield 3
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
oh my fucking god Portal 2
and the winner is . . . .
PORTAL 2
Ok yea awesome yea way to go Battlefield 3 yea you really deserved it yea so do you Minecraft your addictive nature is what makes you so great. And let not forget about you Witcher you gameplay and story and hell everything about you freaking great yea. Well thats all of them mot missing one. So moving on *Cough (FUCK PORTAL 2)* we finally reached the final five categories, the first three is the best of each console. We will find out who will rain dominion in each world you this kinda like hyper dimension neptunia so let who are the hearts First:
BEST WII GAME
Nominees
Lost in the Shadow
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Disney's Epic Mickey
Kirby's Return to Dreamland
and the winner is . . . .
Legend of Zelda
Oh yea it was pretty clear on who would win I mean really besides I guess Kirby the rest really didn't have much of a chance. The next is:
BEST PS3 GAME
Nominees
Infamous 2
Killzone 3
Little Big Planet 2
Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
and the winner is . . . .
Uncharted 3
You got like two different race and both are like head to head here. Uncharted 3 against Little Big Planet and Infamous 2 against Killzone 3 god damn but hey nothing beats falling out of a plane. TO MICHAEL lol. The last one is:
BEST XBOX 360 GAME
Nominees
Gears of War 3
Forza Motorsport 4
Batman Arkham City
Portal 2
and the winner is . . . .
Batman Arkham City
That's right oh yea fuck you portal you got your ass handed to you. Now I really thought that Gears of war 3 would have won but I guess people like killing enemy with their fist than guns. One more category till what you have been waiting for that is if you havn't already just scrolled pass all the other crap. The next category is:
STUDIO OF THE YEAR
Nominees
Naughty Dog
Rocksteady Studios
VALVE
Bethesda Studios
and the winner is . . . .
BETHESDA STUDIOS
Oh you all are probably wondering why well when you see winner of the next category you will understand. AND OMG IT'S HERE IT'S FINALLY HERE THE MOMENT YOU ALL WERE WAITING FOR YOU WILL ALL FIND OUT WHO MADE
GAME OF THE YEAR
THE NOMINEES
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Batman Arkham City
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Swords
Portal 2
Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
and the winner is . . . .
ELDER SCROLLS V
HERE IT IS GAME OF THE YEAR IT TRIUMPTS THEM ALL IN VISION AND FEEL AND EVERYONE CAN AGREE. That's enough of the and now you see why Bethesda Stuidos won so we thank you. Some people may argue that because of it's many glitches it dosn't really desereve game of the year. That's not what game of year is about, it's about that one game that we all enjoy and get lost in. That one game where we break free from reallity and become the person we all way wanted to be and go through endless journeys experiencing the most magnificent events and taking on the most powerful of foes. Claiming victory over the forces of evil or conquring an entire world. That is what game of the year is all about.
Well that's it, that's the end I hope you enjoyed reading this post as I was by making it. But there is one thing I would like to say let all look back and remeber all of those great games that just didn't really make the cut. And let not forget those who took there time to make these great games let give credit to where it belongs. Well that's about it for the final words except for this, this Cardinal - WRATH and all of use from OMG saying KEEP GAMING!!!
