Epic Games + People Can Fly = Bulletstorm

TAKE COVER!!!!!! Hey guys this is D.A.R. Jr. again and I want you to know about the latest game by Epic Games and People Can Fly! This is Bulletstorm! Now it may seem that it is full of toilet humor, but what makes it special is it's context which makes Bulletstorm a violent popcorn shooter that plays well with its design. The story is set in a future full of pirates and American Civil War cliches. The main protagonist is former Confederate operative turned outlaw, Grayson Hunt, who spent his post-Confederacy time screwing with his former Commander. Eventually when the opportunity comes, Hunt and his also-outlawed crew Dead Echo, set sail for the planet Stygia to land a blow against the heart of Confederacy. It's up to him and his crew to get the survivors off Stygia and get some revenge that he so desparetly wants. He ends finding a Leash, which is a Confederate energy weapon with artificial intelligence. This allows Grayson to snag enemies and toss them into the air in slow motion. the AI was design to evaluate combat performance and rewards combat bravado in the form of points that can be redeemed at resupply pods which are scattered throughout the planet. You can dicscover EPIC COMBOS WITH THE LEASH AND SOME DESTRUCTIBLE ENVIRONMENTS HOLY $#@%!!! Sorry, I needed a moment there...Anywho, There are also upgrades for various weapons, which apparently aren't that different from other games. However Bulletstorm provides a welcome dose of functionality and suspension of disbelief to its combo system. Buletstorm's well-spaced story is full of HILARIOUSLY EPIC PARTS LIKE BLOWING UP HUGE PARTS OF A CITY AND MORE THAN ONE GIANT MONSTOR MOMENT!!! DAAH - Sorry I'm not myself today. Well that's all my source gave me and I really can't wait to play it myself!! So until next time...this is it...for now...

- D.A.R. Jr.

A First-person Experience: Killzone 3

BAANG!! Hey this is D.A.R. Jr. with a review on Sony and Guerrilla Games' Killzone 3! Alot of FPS games can put you in first-person with a gun in your virtual fingers. However few of them make you feel like your actually there, which is why this is a "First-person experience". Every action you do in Killzone 3 appears very realistic. The combat is more intense and savage than other shooters, and this design is what makes Killzone 3 so absorbing and fun even though my sources tell me that it has a weak story. It's basically all about war between 2 sides; one side is the good guys with human faces, the ISA. The other side consists of the guys with the red-goggled masks who want to subdue the universe known as the Helghast. The story picks up where Killzone 2 left off, where some ISA soldiers are left on the hostile Helghan homeworld. You play as Sev from the second game who wants to do as much damage to the enemy as possible before being rescued, captured, or killed. I'm not gonna tell you the whole story, but my sources tell me that they were disappointed with where it went exactly. The story in general, so I've been told by my sources tell me (I have friends who have it), is like an afterthought. As though it was figured out after they made all these awesome levels and had to put them together somehow. But like I said, Killzone 3 succeeds as a hilariously cool FPS. Guerrilla also did a good job when it came to parts of the game when you are on foot, or in AN AWESOME SUPER POWERED VEHICLE!!!! Anyway, Guerrilla has done it again and gave their all! So that's what I have for Killzone 3, so see ya next time!!

-D.A.R. Jr.

LEEETS GET REAADY TO RUUUMBLEEEEEEE!!!

That right ladys and gentle men today is going to be spectical as we see these two heavy weight company battle for the fate of this world. Yes I am Cardinal - WRATH and today i will be talking about Marvel vs. Capcom 3 (I will not call it the fate of two worlds only because it sounds better without it). OH MAN before i say anything let me tell you the ordeal i had to go through just to get one for PS3 I mean I had to go to two different Gamestops to find the freaking thing. Anyway on to the game holy shit is freaking awsome now ill admit im not the best fighter i mean im not afraid to admit it you go against me theres alway going to be a 40/60 chance. An that when ill start button mashing and just go ape shit on the controlller but that wont hinder ther review any enough rambaling. Well first let strat with the game play, well like any old fighter even for MVC to execute certain moves theres the old classic half circle somthin. But MVC 3 does it completely different what i got out of all this is the game and fightinh is wildly based on how well you can chain can perform combos. Even the ultimate move is called hyper combo. But they arent to difficult to perform just all about speed. Now to the fighting screen well when i first played MVC i was pretty astound by the tag team engin in corperated, how you can switch between fighters in a team of two characters. But OMG, (LOL IRONIC) when i saw you can play in a three character team i nearly shit my pants and then i thought this must have replaced the helper function from the first game. This function also adds a strategic aspec to the game because you can summon one partner to do one of its move you selected from the character select screen to use in the fight, and just like in the past MVC you and your partner can double team hypers can let loose with major poun. But this is where the strategic thing comes in you can summon your partner to come in and attack but if it gets attacked it will take damage and it will come out of their stamina so be smart and summon at the right time. Now lets move on to the modes OK the new awsome online mode lets you fight against other players and their teams of three to either rank up or earn PP (player points, used to unlock all sorts of shit). Ranks and information will be shown by your license which i dont know exactly how it works but it show you reigion (like USA so dont worry not specific). Next they unlockables aw yes the unlocks well simple stuff pic, sounds, character bios, and videos nothing all that special but yea somthing to do mustly got to do with who you finish off the final boss with which I will not say. Now to end this post lets list all the fighter you get from the start and one character you unlock cuz i only unlocked one so far but will be playing.

NAME - M/C, (From what)

Captain America - M (EVERYTHING)

THOR - M (AVENGERS and EVERYTHING)

SPIDER-MAN - M (SPIDER-MAN)

STORM - M (X-MEN)

RYU - C (STREET FIGHTER)

CHUN-LI - C (STREET FIGHTER)

DANTE - C (DEVIL MAY CRY) (totally the shit and i beast with him)

TRISH - C (DEVIL MAY CRY) (sexy and not as much of a beast sorry trish T_T)

WOLVERINE - M (X-MEN)

DEADPOOL - M (IDK) (sorry i really dont keep track)

MAGNETO - M (X-MEN)

IRON MAN - M (IRON MAN and EVERYTHING)

CRIMSON VIPER - C (IDK)(sorry)

DOCTOR DOOM - M (FANTASIC FOUR)

VIEWTIFUL JOE - C (VIEWTIFUL JOE)

SPENCER - C (IDK) sorry

SUPER SKRULL - M (IDK) looks like green goblin from spider man

M.O.D.O.K - M (IRON MAN)

AMATERASU - C (OKAMI) yeah

DORMAMMU - M (IDK) sorry

PHOENIX - M (X-MEN)

CHRIS - C (RESIDENT EVIL)

WESKER - C (RESIDENT EVIL) yeah

ZERO - C (MEGAMAN X) yeah

TRON - C (MEGAMAN)

X-23 - M (X-MEN)

HULK - M ( INCREDIBLE HULK)

SHE-HULK - M (INCREDIBLE HULK)

MORRIGAN - C (DARKSTALKERS) yeah i luv u

FELICIA - C (DARKSTALKERS) i luv you too

ARTHUR - C (GHOST AND GOBLINS) ? Y

HAGGAR - C (FINAL FIGHT)

UNLOCKED

AKUMA - C (STREET FIGHTER) of course hes in every fighting game

Well that it so for now this Cardinal - WRATH saying good night and good fight.

The Music is Dead

Yo, ok this is really serious, but first intro Cardinal - WRATH here hi hello watever. Now to the serious news I have just gotten word that activisionis going to cut their guitar hero franchise. Due to a rapid nose dive in people buying or even playing. (HUGE SIGH) Man this is the end my only friend the end. Geez i know the music genre was dying or not all that hot but they pretty much lost their noah to their arc. So thats why im starting OMGs first game memorial may this be a testiment to how fucking awsome you was. Gutiar Hero you will be missed. Ashes to Ashes, Rock to Rock. NO DONT DO THIS FOR GOD SAKE PLEASE WE MOST KEEP THE LEGEND ALIVE ROCK ON ROCK ON !!!!!! SINFF From all of uses from OMG we say ROCK AND ROOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plz comment to honor or say some nice words but plz no Bull shit that would a total disrespect to gaming and you are not a gamer if you do K so a few words of silenece

( A HEAVY GAME DESERVED A HEAVY GRAVE STONE ROCK ON !!!!)